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cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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Me:  people on here are so extra its pathetic
Me:  *sees hot person*
Me:  PLEASE spit in and around my eyeball until the only thing i can see are the molecules making up your saliva i want it to soak into my cornea and become a part of me UNF
drake & josh

season 1:  drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:  drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

africandad:

do people even throw parties at my school or do i just never get invited

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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baby:  m....m...m
mom:  mama? ma? mommy?
baby:  m...m...
baby:  m..mY ANACONDA DONT