Me: people on here are so extra its pathetic
Me: *sees hot person*
Me: PLEASE spit in and around my eyeball until the only thing i can see are the molecules making up your saliva i want it to soak into my cornea and become a part of me UNF
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT